• Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.

• Use your MasterCard to pay off your Visa and vice-versa.

• Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

• When someone says, "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

• Make a list of things to do that you've already done.

• Dance naked in front of your pets.

• Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing is wrong.

• Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.

• Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

• Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

• Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

• Pay your electric bill in pennies.

• Drive to work in reverse.

• Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.

• Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret Messages.

• Write a short story using alphabet soup.

• Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

• Make up a language and ask people for directions.

BONUS: Replace the filling of a Twinky with ketchup, place it back in the wrapper and give it to one of your favorite people!